This one happens to be about my ex whom I shall call Dr. Evil. Dr. Evil and I were together for 5 years and engaged for 1 of those years. By the grace of God and the loving smack down my sister gave me, we are no longer together HOORAY!!
Well as far as I know homedude is in jail and has been for a while. Don't worry it's not for anything violent, let's just say he stuck his hand in the cookie jar at work. Well today at work Brandon came in and said, uh I don't know if you noticed but in the passenger side of your car someone has traced the name Dr. Evil (insert actual name) into the dust.
This tells me 2 things.
1. My car is very very dirty
2. Dr. Evil is out free and trying to let me know he's following me
Now there is a slight possibility that it could have been there for a long time, but I think someone, mainly smarty pants observant Brandon would have noticed it before.
So now I am officially freaked out, but also very annoyed, because everything has been going well and I have been so happy lately.
Don't worry kids! I won't let that psycho rain on my parade.
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